mercredi 16 septembre 2009

Grippe A comme Abruti?



Cette rentrée le truc hype c'est la grippe A.
Malheureusement au collège personne ne l'a encore chopé.
Même pas l'ombre d'un grumeau qui d'habitude sont bourrés de miasmes.


Je me souviens bien d'avoir lu à la pré-rentrée: 3 cas de grippe H1N1 = collège fermé.

A la lecture de ces mots mes yeux ont brillé et mon cerveau s'est souvenu de l'odeur du sable et de l'huile solaire.


Alors que du côté grumal pas l'ombre d'un pet grippal, en revanche du côté des profs y'a bien sûr déjà 2 absents, mais ceux là n'ont pas la grippe porcine, faut bien veiller à la réput' des profs toujours malades.

Avec cette folie grippale les paranos fleurissent, surtout chez les grumeaux:


- Quelqu'un sait pourquoi Maxou est absent ce matin?
- Il a ptet' la grippe A mdam'!
- Si c'est le cas faudrait demander à Dalton de lui amener les cours à rattraper...
- Mais c'est contagieux mdam'!
- Justement.


- Vous vous mettrez par groupe de 4 pour ce travail.
- Mdam? moi jveux pas être en groupe.
- Ah bon? Pourquoi Broutille tu refuses t'as pas d'amis ou bien?
- Bah nan hein c'est pas le problème. Jveux juste pas choper la grippe A!


- Wo moi y'a pas moyen que jla chope la grippe A!
- Personne ne souhaite l'avoir tu sais.
- Nan mais moi c'est juste impossible mdam!
- T'es immunisé Dalton?
- Immusiné hein? Jsais pas mais la grippe des porcs jpeux pas l'avoir jsuis musulman!
- Ahhh c'est vrai j'oubliais.
- Bah ouais jbouffe pas de porc et il me bouffera pas! Il entrera pas dans mon organisme!



Il m'éclate Dalton.

Si le bahut ferme à cause de la grippe A, ses conneries vont me manquer.

29 commentaires:

VNV *bao* Nation a dit…

Juste priceless!
J'espère pour tous les lecteurs de ton blog que Dalton va redoubler au moins 2 classes de façon à ce que nous puissions en profiter le plus longtemps possible :D
Il a des frères et soeurs?

waxette a dit…

ahhh oui un petit dalton ?
pasque lui ça se trouve c'est juste Avrel...

Futile a dit…

VNV: c'est fort possible... mais je serai là pour empêcher cette catastrophe mondiale!

Waxette: Il n'a pas de petit frère ou soeur, en revanche ses aînés sont connus au bahut pour leurs frasques, bien pires que les siennes! si vous saviez mes zenfants!...

Nan lui c'est bien Dalton, le ptit fourbe et vicelard!

erwan a dit…

'Tain, l'en tient une sacré couche le gosse.
Mais ça va peut-être donner un bon cru de perles cette année.

Futile a dit…

Erwan: le cru s'annonce excellent je confirme.

Ploc a dit…

enorme !!!
je valide :D

Futile a dit…

Ploc: :D finalement faut ptet' pas qu'il tombe malade celui-là!

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